I am entering my 20th season of Fantasy baseball, having played against literally hundreds of different opponents. Because it’s easier and more fun than finding a catcher who will hit more than .220, I’ve placed all of my foes into categories. If you are lucky enough to actually have an in-person draft (or remember them), you’ll know these guys. If you’ve only ever drafted online, get out of your mom’s basement, go make some friends, and buy a case of beer for crying out loud. Your Mountain Dew obsession doesn’t scare any of your opponents.
Even if you draft online, you can often identify these types of owners. Here they are, and here’s how you can neutralize them on draft day: